Comic Connoisseur Gifts

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'I did a speed reading course yesterday.' - 'It's incredible! I read Moby Dick in 27 minutes this morning!' - 'It's about a whale or something.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'I'm concerned about your job performance, Farkle! You've only been carrying 30 times your weight around here!'

"The water can't cold. This guy has been in there for three days!"

'Morcambe and Wise.'

Focus group

The wicked witch was doing quite well in the marathon until she thoughtlessly grabbed a cup of water and threw it in her face.

"And then to cap it all I get home to find a letter telling me that I'm EXTINCT."

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'In your price range we can arrange to have you splattered on a windshield.'

'When you said you were doing a slow burn I thought you meant acid reflux.'

Marriage Guidance Council

'How come your fees are going up again?' - 'Have you seen the price of golf balls these days?'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

'Tell your number seven no sliding into home!'

Catchment Area for Teachers

Porcupine Love.

"Yeah, it's my first Christmas too."

"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."

An accident waiting to happen.

Bluetooth User - Nutter.

'Don't you have anything larger?'

Your lips say "no," but your eyes say

As a comic strip character, are you anatomically correct? Hey, thanks to Photoshop, I'm beyond anatomically correct!

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

This caf

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

"Well... Can't say I'm surprised!"

Dick, Jane & Sally meet the Bobbsey Twins