Comic Connoisseur Gifts

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"Is everything O.K., sir? We noticed that you aren't constantly eating."

'I did a speed reading course yesterday.' - 'It's incredible! I read Moby Dick in 27 minutes this morning!' - 'It's about a whale or something.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

"The water can't cold. This guy has been in there for three days!"

Focus group

'Morcambe and Wise.'

"And then to cap it all I get home to find a letter telling me that I'm EXTINCT."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

'I'm looking seriously into cryogenics.'

The wicked witch was doing quite well in the marathon until she thoughtlessly grabbed a cup of water and threw it in her face.

"I'm afraid you can't sure cartoonist for using your image- you can only kill them."

Bluetooth User - Nutter.

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

Porcupine Love.

'Don't you have anything larger?'

'How come your fees are going up again?' - 'Have you seen the price of golf balls these days?'

"Yeah, it's my first Christmas too."

An accident waiting to happen.

Marriage Guidance Council

'In your price range we can arrange to have you splattered on a windshield.'

'Tell your number seven no sliding into home!'

'When you said you were doing a slow burn I thought you meant acid reflux.'

Catchment Area for Teachers

"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"

"From way up, you look like an ant."

"Pardon my glove."

Dick, Jane & Sally meet the Bobbsey Twins

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

Weapon of mass destruction to King's castle gambit

"Long box run of mint condition action comic books issues #1-100" "And Timmy."

Pop-up ad in front of a cartoon.

Inaction Figure