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Rat Cat.

Wonder Woman: "Trapped in a Man's World"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'He likes to power nap.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Night of the Latkes

The Family Joules: Part 16

Farm Humor.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

The Trojan Beagle.

Happy Hour

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Emergency Phone.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'