Cartoon Connoisseur Gifts

"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'That's a puffer. If you want to blow a house down, you'll also need a huffer.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Fake Diplomas

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"France has devalued the cat."

William Tell

'I hope you're not a lawyer or a politician. We're trying to diversify down here.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

Mother Nature does her natural selection.

"Gravity's not going to tell me how to live my life!"

Snowman Funeral

'I am TOO a multiculturalist -- I have slaves from all over the WORLD!!'

"Watch yourself, dude. I hear she has salmonella."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"I have to be getting back - I'm the glue that holds my parents' marriage together."

'Looked fine with one head. Besides, two heads are better than one is such a cliche.'

1998: A Look Back

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

"You're right! We can run faster with shaved legs!"

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

Heyday.

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

March 2020. May 2020

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow

'It's not looking too good, Mr Jones.'

Caveman watches Fire on the discovery channel'.