Cartoon Critique Connoisseur Gifts

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Reading my Critics

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Yes, one is a dog."

The Family Joules: Part 21

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Honest Vending

'Yes, can I help you?'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!