Cartoon Critique Connoisseur T-Shirts

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Reading my Critics

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'Yes, can I help you?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Honest Vending

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror