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"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

"Mr. Sherman, you hired our team of management consultants to stremline your enterprise, and that is precisely what we are doing."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'That's a puffer. If you want to blow a house down, you'll also need a huffer.'

'This stool softner should do the trick.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

Fake Diplomas

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"France has devalued the cat."

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

William Tell

'I hope you're not a lawyer or a politician. We're trying to diversify down here.'

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

"This is a private club. Are you a Mamba ?"

'I am TOO a multiculturalist -- I have slaves from all over the WORLD!!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Some hackers have broken into the system. It goes in as molten steel, and it comes out as chicken gumbo soup.'

"Watch yourself, dude. I hear she has salmonella."

Snowman Funeral

Mother Nature does her natural selection.

"Gravity's not going to tell me how to live my life!"

'It's not looking too good, Mr Jones.'

Sellafield Nuclear Power plant being run by Homer Simpson

'Here, take these... we're going to need a urine sample from him right now.'

March 2020. May 2020

Heyday.

'No point sulking,dear. If you're stopping in, you may as well be useful.'

Galley slave carrying ice creams

Caveman watches Fire on the discovery channel'.

Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"

Beanz meanz Repeatz.

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

1998: A Look Back