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'Help! I ran my business like a government.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Let's tread on him.'

'The middle east eh! See somebody's wife has been turned into a pillar of salt, the Hittites are at it again, a load of slaves have escaped fro Egypt by parting the sea, and some lot have destroyed the walls of Jericho with trumpets, when will ever end?'

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"No, I'm sorry, acorns are off."

'Every time I stick my head above water, my life flashes before my eyes.'

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

"Seventh inning stretch already?"

"A world-wide flood? -- Couldn't you just get rid of everybody by attrition?"

"I don't like your altitude, Perkins."

Coronavirus: Man walking dog has masks as do animals around him.

"I've decided to mask-up!"

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

"You can come home now, Roscoe, but don't worry...I'm sure you'll find plenty of election fraud come november."

"Look. . . I know that you think I'm a idiot, but I'm not a complete idiot!"

"Yuck! Look at all planet lice down there!"

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

The discovery of voodoo.

Non-virgin llama wool available.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'The birds and the bees' (American euphemism for sex)

German Can - Can.

"Holy moley!"

"So long, Suckahz!"

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

"Yipee. The pandemic is over."

McUSA

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."