Cartoon Connoisseurs Mugs

'Help! I ran my business like a government.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Let's tread on him.'

'The middle east eh! See somebody's wife has been turned into a pillar of salt, the Hittites are at it again, a load of slaves have escaped fro Egypt by parting the sea, and some lot have destroyed the walls of Jericho with trumpets, when will ever end?'

Lovers' hop - for the less agile.

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"No, I'm sorry, acorns are off."

'Every time I stick my head above water, my life flashes before my eyes.'

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

"Seventh inning stretch already?"

"A world-wide flood? -- Couldn't you just get rid of everybody by attrition?"

"I don't like your altitude, Perkins."

Coronavirus: Man walking dog has masks as do animals around him.

"I've decided to mask-up!"

"It looks like everything is made out of memory foam these days."

"You can come home now, Roscoe, but don't worry...I'm sure you'll find plenty of election fraud come november."

"Look. . . I know that you think I'm a idiot, but I'm not a complete idiot!"

"Yuck! Look at all planet lice down there!"

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

The discovery of voodoo.

Non-virgin llama wool available.

Dinosaur Pet Stores

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

'The birds and the bees' (American euphemism for sex)

German Can - Can.

"Holy moley!"

"So long, Suckahz!"

"Of course, if you don't want to buy the vacuum cleaner, there's always the other option."

"Yipee. The pandemic is over."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."