Carnivore Comics Connoisseur Prints

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Inaction Figure

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

Litteratti K9s.

'The first cocktail.'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

'White meat or dark?'

Pisa Hut.

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.