Carnivore Comic Pillows

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

Dog working as a butcher.

A rump of butchers

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

A butcher and his apprentice.

'White meat or dark?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

We'll have whatever they are

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'