Carnivore Comedy Seekers Gifts

'Gimme some bread, quick! I think I've got a tusk caught in my throat!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

*=Hotdog

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

The Great Sarcasmo

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

Vampire afternoon tea.

Houdini re-incarnated.

Cooked rare.

Beware of dog...poop.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"They're a little tight."