Carnivore Comedy Seekers Gifts

'Gimme some bread, quick! I think I've got a tusk caught in my throat!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

*=Hotdog

'White meat or dark?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'Wheee!!' (Penguin using Walrus as a trampoline)

Dog TagsPeople Tags.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

The Great Sarcasmo

Houdini re-incarnated.

Vampire afternoon tea.

Beware of dog...poop.

"Your footage makes us dizzy so we're taking back your body camera, Officer Dancing Traffic Cop."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

Cooked rare.

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"That's what we look like naked??"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"You come out of there, Harry. We're not done talking."

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."