Carnivore Challengers Gifts

Vegetarian Nightmare

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Jurassic Country Club.

Cooked rare.

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'I told you not to order the stake.'

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."