Carnivore Challengers Gifts

Vegetarian Nightmare

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'White meat or dark?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

A butcher and his apprentice.

Jurassic Country Club.

Cooked rare.

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.