Carnivore Chuckle Gifts

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

*=Hotdog

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'White meat or dark?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

Ground Game!

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"