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"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

*=Hotdog

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Too rare perhaps?

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 8

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."