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'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

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'White meat or dark?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Doughnut Criminals

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Cooked rare.

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

'Nice Touch!'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Clandestine Cuisine

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"