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The food was nice...but something was missing.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

We'll have whatever they are

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'