Carnivore Experimenting Prints

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

We'll have whatever they are