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'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

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'White meat or dark?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

Dog working as a butcher.

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

'I'm tired of the old and weak ones: They don't really taste that great...'