Carnivorous Comedian T-Shirts

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'White meat or dark?'

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'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

The Butcher of 35th street.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

'How would you like that veggieburger...deep fried in lard, or smothered with bacon bits or salami slices?'

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

Dog working as a butcher.

A real turkey lunch.

'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

Tommy, I have a question for you. I didn't do nothin'. We're missing a scone. Now, no one's accusing you of anything. I swear, you've got the wrong guy. I definitely didn't take a scone when you went to check email because I was super hungry. You have the right to remain silent. I did it!

'You remember earlier when kevin said there was nothing to eat.'

"So do you want white or green meat?"

A rump of butchers

Fat man picking up women in supermarket

"No, obesity doesn't run in my family - it walks."

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'