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'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

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A butcher and his apprentice.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Jurassic Country Club.

Cooked rare.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

Ground Game!

We'll have whatever they are

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."