Carnivorous Chef Prints

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'White meat or dark?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

*=Hotdog

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Jurassic Country Club.

The Butcher of 35th street.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Too rare perhaps?

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

We'll have whatever they are