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"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

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"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Cooking with Pierre

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Cooked rare.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"Some volcano roll!"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

'A politician is like a vegetarian who promises you to make ends meat.'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

Ground Game!

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

Cow sees farmer as cuts of meat

Lion at a restaurant