Carnivore With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

*=Hotdog

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

Cooking with Pierre

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"Some volcano roll!"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

'Do you have anything that's not fried?'

'A politician is like a vegetarian who promises you to make ends meat.'

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"Take Away Food" tramp waiting round corner to pounce

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'