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"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"I just love take-out."

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

Go on! It'll be funny!

'I guess everything tastes a little like chicken.'

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

Monster in a T-shirt.

Thanksgiving Dinners: (Turkey/Ham/Corned Beef/Children Under 5) 'They're eating their own now!'

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

"So do you want white or green meat?"

'Honey, I brought the boss home for dinner!'

'Gimme some bread, quick! I think I've got a tusk caught in my throat!'

'Your teacher says you've been a good boy again! That means you're grounded, young man!!'

"This is the 'Impossible Pumpkin'."

BEWARE of man-eating palm tree.

"Remember that weekend in Saint-Tropez when you tried to eat my small intestine?"

"Oh s**t, it’s ICE!"

Devil-May-Care Centre.

"So much for your attorneys."

Tastes like Beeficken!