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"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"I just love take-out."

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"Yep...Isn't she a beaut! And just one previous owner."

"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

"Just a little bit off the top, please."

Mechanic working on a hearse flees from falling skull

Monster in a T-shirt.

Roland enjoyed going to the park and feeding the vultures.

'I guess everything tastes a little like chicken.'

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

"So do you want white or green meat?"

'Gimme some bread, quick! I think I've got a tusk caught in my throat!'

'Your teacher says you've been a good boy again! That means you're grounded, young man!!'

'Honey, I brought the boss home for dinner!'

"This is the 'Impossible Pumpkin'."

BEWARE of man-eating palm tree.

"Remember that weekend in Saint-Tropez when you tried to eat my small intestine?"

"Oh s**t, it’s ICE!"

Tastes like Beeficken!

Devil-May-Care Centre.

"So much for your attorneys."