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Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Cooked rare.

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

The Butcher of 35th street.

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Paul Verlaine

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"Of course no one is drinking the wine - it's the Murder Mystery Writers Association."

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."