Cannibalism Connoisseur Gifts

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Zora Neale Hurston

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'White meat or dark?'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Cooked rare.

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Paul Verlaine

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

Ground Game!

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."