Cannibalism Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for the culinary thrill-seeker with a taste for the macabre? Our collection for the cannibalism connoisseur features witty, provocative items that blend dark humor with a creative twist. Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of edginess and enjoy standing out with conversation-starting pieces.

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Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory. mockup

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

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"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you." mockup

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

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One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry mockup

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

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"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please." mockup

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

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"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?" mockup

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

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"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since." mockup

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

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Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?' mockup

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

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I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

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'White meat or dark?'

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"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught." mockup

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

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Cooked rare.

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"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures." mockup

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

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The Butcher of 35th street.

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"Tonight... Hemingway."

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'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.' mockup

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

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'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...' mockup

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

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"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!" mockup

"Do you know what your problem is, Duane? You're too full of yourself!"

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Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

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Too rare perhaps?

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Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served. mockup

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

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'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.' mockup

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

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"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet." mockup

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

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Paul Verlaine

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"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry." mockup

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

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HP Sauce/HP Lovecraft

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'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.' mockup

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

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"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal." mockup

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

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"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware." mockup

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

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"Of course no one is drinking the wine - it's the Murder Mystery Writers Association."

"Of course no one is drinking the wine - it's the Murder Mystery Writers Association." mockup

"Of course no one is drinking the wine - it's the Murder Mystery Writers Association."

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Ground Game!

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"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender." mockup

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

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"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual." mockup

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

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Cannibalism Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Cannibalism Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs featuring themes perfect for the cannibalism connoisseur, blending dark humor with creative design for every coffee lover.

Cannibalism Connoisseur Pillows

Brighten up the living space of the cannibalism connoisseur with pillows that showcase dark humor and witty design—comfort with a twist.

Cannibalism Connoisseur Prints

Browse our art prints for the cannibalism connoisseur—striking, humorous, and perfect for adding a touch of dark wit to any decor.

Cannibalism Connoisseur T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that make a bold statement for the cannibalism connoisseur, combining dark wit with clever graphics—ideal for everyday daring fashion.