Cannibalism Satire Lover Gifts

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

Vampire on a plane

"I can check again, but Mr. Saunders usually insists on the full wait."

"Wait! First, his attorney."

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"These should help me approach your father on his own level."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

"You've always let me down in this marriage."

"It wasn't until after fifty years of marriage that Mike finally learned the importance of putting the seat down." "Happy anniversary. Now flush."

"I've got nothing on for the next few months, do you fancy sex?"

"User name and password?"

Angels watch hell on a flatscreen.

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."

"Separate clouds, please."

"I've been hearing some disturbing things about you, Higgins."

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

Death with a strimmer (weed whacker)

Hell's Smoking Section

'Don't start with that werewolf baloney, Jake... there ain't even a moon out tonight.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'

'Honey, I brought the boss home for dinner!'

"Permission to smoke Lucrezia?"

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

Smoking is Achilles' other weakness.

Man in a Chain Gang has a Peg Leg.

Eclipse...the super lunacy continues...