Cannibalism Humor Gifts

Cannibal's Cream of Earl Soup.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"Y'know what? - sod it. . . I think I'll have the grass too. . .!"

'I tell you what: Mistress' lap was so much more comfortable before she started her diet...'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"Brrroccollliii...brrroccollliii...I told you I was a vegetarian when we met, Dwayne, so get over it!"

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

'I've worked out, if you lose ten pounds a week, in two months you'll be gone completely.'

"I decided to limit myself to just one Easter egg this year."

Mother Nature's Health Foods

Naughty Food

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

Dressing a chicken

'Honey, I brought the boss home for dinner!'

It's a wonderful death

Tastes like Beeficken!

'True, it is ten ninety five for all you can eat. But that does not include the thin woman inside you that's crying to get out.'

'If you want to grow up big and strong, you have to eat your vegetarians.'

No-one had the heart to tell Lily it was just a mushroom.