Cannibalism Curiosities Gifts

"So, Claire tells me you ate her parents last night."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

Hannibal Becomes More Conciliatory.

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

100% organic pork sausages

"Sorry sir, it appears that we're out of chicken fingers."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'First, wool. Then, lamb chops, Now they've got us creating antibiotics for them.'

Thanksgiving Dinners: (Turkey/Ham/Corned Beef/Children Under 5) 'They're eating their own now!'

'I hate to tell you this...but you're going to have to give up red meat.'

"Oh, I don't mind! Anything that tastes like a ten ounce, medium rare, rib-eye steak."

Burger Shack. I'm trying to go vegan, but I still sneak away for an occasional burger. You need a little "meat time"!

'Honey, I brought the boss home for dinner!'

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"Grass-fed, organic, free-range – it hardly even died."

Classy joint...

Tastes like Beeficken!

"You're right. Tastes like chicken."

'And I said to him: What a coincidence, I only eat 'vegetarians' too...'