Cannibal Culture Fan Gifts

'Honey, I brought the boss home for dinner!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'White meat or dark?'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'Another Scotch?'

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"Never think outside the box!"

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

Rollercoaster police chase.

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Dracula reading fang shui.

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.

Too rare perhaps?

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Vampire Humor

'Your test results have come in and, as we feared, you're dead.'