Cannibal Culture Fan Prints

'Honey, I brought the boss home for dinner!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

'White meat or dark?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

'Another Scotch?'

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Job Interview with the Vampire.

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

'I didn't find a finger in my chili!'

"Never think outside the box!"

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Dracula reading fang shui.

Cape costume

Vampire Humor

A vampire sprinkles salt on a maiden's neck.

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.