Scavenger Culture Fan Prints

Pizza's here!

Jurassic Parking Lot

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

I don

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'White meat or dark?'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

'Another Scotch?'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"I call it angle-poise"

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

'XFL Hall of Fame.'