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Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'White meat or dark?'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

'My axe is all dull! -- Have you been using it to shave your legs again?'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"I call it angle-poise"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

Job Interview with the Vampire.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

'Another Scotch?'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

"Here's your anesthetist now!"

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

'He said he doesn't make cave calls, but stay warm and get plenty to drink.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Never think outside the box!"