Scavenger Aficionados Prints

"The generic term for this is "roadkill" son, as, more often than not, we can't identify what it is: tuck in!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

Arthur Conan Doyle, MD, observes a passerby who has touch stains on his fingers, paint on his trousers and plaster on his jacket, and quickly deduces the man is a slob.

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

Pizza's here!

I buy anything.

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

If Ben Franklin had been granted his wish for our national symbol.

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

Bird Watching. . . Nude Beach

Spy Lotto

'I haven't eaten kosher in ages.'

'Sorry, Ferguson -- Scoutmasters don't have the AUTHORITY to perform weddings.'

"It looks like we'll die as we lived, Warren...birdwatching."

Rag and Bone

'I don't understand it Sid... where did we go wrong?!'

'Keeping track of our hunting performance in this way will help us raise standards and increase efficiency!'

Carrion Helper

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

'Got anything past its expiration date?'

'Maybe you just got a hold of something fresh.'

'They're at the bottom of the garden for scraps again!'

'Hey Dad. I made a scavenger hunt, want to play?'