Salvage Enthusiast Prints

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."

Dog Dreams

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"We've got a problem."

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

Shipwrecked.

"The Catlich Maneuver"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.