Salvage Superstar Prints

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

A child busking

Piggy bank...cash cow.

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Energy saving

'I don't care what your mother always told you. The way to this man's heart isn't through his stomach!'

Alas poor Yorrick

"Get with it, pal. You could pay your taxes on time if you managed your money properly!"

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

Dog gets financial advice.

Manifold Destiny

'I strongly recommend a surgeon who can putt over one who hits the long drive.'

'Bob, I think I hate people.'

'Now don't be deceived; I'm making this look very easy.'

'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'

"I'm your doctor, and I'll be here every minute, but while I'm filling out all these forms, Dr.Barlow will do the actual operation."

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

"I'm in this dynamite twelve-step program that helps me not miss steps in my other twelve-step programs."

'He's learning how to maintain a bank account.'

"I just scrubbed."

Money going to shark and piggy bank (colour).

The little engine that had a husband, kids, and a full-time job, and did everyone's emotional labor all the time."

'Bank'

'Thriftiness'

'Maybe you just got a hold of something fresh.'

'Got anything past its expiration date?'

"Deals in junk....talks a load of rubbish."