Sauce Superstar Prints

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Cooking

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

The Waiter

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'Would you believe it the E.U. have put a cap on the numbers of celebrity chefs we can have!'

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'It's wha-at all we cool guys wear - steak sauce.'