Service Superstar Prints

"The customers are always right because class action suits are very expensive."

As far as Jane is concerned, EVERY customer is treated like ROYALTY.

"If you want to speak 'with' someone that means you're opened-minded..."

'Just a sec. I have to put a customer on ignore.'

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

The Waiter

Maid

"Wait a minute - these are just the Ten Commandments of great customer service."

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

'The beer's not cloudy, the glass is dirty.'

"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."

'You say he left the office hours ago?'

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup."

"Welcome to The Cable Cafe. Your waiter will be with you between now and 5:00PM."

'Have a little patience, Sir - We're not machines...'

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

"Hi again. Can I just check whether you enjoyed me interrupting your meal five minutes ago to ask whether you were enjoying your meal?"

'I'll be back to take your order as soon as I've eaten.'

"How am I supposed to know what I want to complain about before you've even said anything?"

"Thanks for waiting."

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

Employee of the Month - male.

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."

Working hard to maintain customer relations

"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"

'We're sorry sir, but our kitchen is out-sourced and takes a little longer.'

'Waiter, there's a tar ball in my soup.'

"Sorry, it’s my first day."

Determined to Succeed.