Sauce Superstar Gifts

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'The Human Right Act bans ANY cruel or unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite our ENTIRE customer care policy!'

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Cooking

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

The Waiter

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

Loyd Grossman

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'Your standardized test scores are impressive, but we have no standardized jobs.'

'Crowd Source'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'Would you believe it the E.U. have put a cap on the numbers of celebrity chefs we can have!'

"You've signed my book in tomato sauce..."

"I wanted to eat like the French... so I am having a burger with bearnaise sauce."

'New! A bonus island of flavor!'

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.