Sauce Master Gifts

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Flying sauces.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

Mayo-A-Mayo

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Tartar sauce.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Source of Information

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Pollsters

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

Dijon Vu

Sauce close to the PM.

Loyd Grossman

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

'Crowd Source'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"I wish I was special."

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."