Sauce Specialists Gifts

Tartar sauce.

Soup of the month.

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

Flying sauces.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Mayo-A-Mayo

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

Source of Information

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

Sauce close to the PM.

Loyd Grossman

Dijon Vu

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"It could never work, Richard. I'm going to be a gefilte fish, and you're not."

'Crowd Source'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Todays Special: Beans on Toast #2.50 (use of tin-opener 10- extra. . .)

Antonio Carluccio.

Chef Boy Arty and the little woman who drove him to the sauce...