Saucepan Specialist Gifts

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"You're the lid to my pot."

Soup of the month.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"May I take your plate or are you still nibbling?"

Mayo-A-Mayo

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Tartar sauce.

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Not whale stew again.'

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

'Just call me Delia...'

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

Loyd Grossman

'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Crowd Source'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Hey, buddy. I seeka da mayo."

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

Antonio Carluccio.