Saucepan Sorcerer Gifts

'Just call me Delia...'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

If Disney was a software company

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Witch's Brew.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

Master Mum

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'

Waiter, there are tiny bubbles rising to the surface of my clam chowder. Conclusion" there's a flatulent fly in my soup. ? ?

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Vegan Voldemort

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

'Uri Geller's First Job.' 'That's the 20th spoon you've bent today.'

'Waiter, there are no vowels in my alphabet soup!'

Organic Beans

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

"Is there soup on this menu?"

'I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate and benzaldenyde into condensed soup.'

Fortune teller in restaurant says to waiter: 'I'll have the soup of tomorrow, please.'

"It never looks as good as the picture in the recipe book."