Saucepan Sorcerer T-Shirts

'Just call me Delia...'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Witch's Brew.

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

Master Mum

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'There's a lamb chop in my soup.' - 'Oh, that's where it got to. It belongs to table six.'

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

Vegan Voldemort

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

'Waiter, there are no vowels in my alphabet soup!'

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

"Is there soup on this menu?"

Organic Beans

'I'm attempting to transmute calcium oxide, copper gluconate, manganese sulfate and benzaldenyde into condensed soup.'

"Do you have a scent which will attract customers to our fees?"

"It never looks as good as the picture in the recipe book."

Fortune teller in restaurant says to waiter: 'I'll have the soup of tomorrow, please.'