Saucepan Sweethearts T-Shirts

"You're the lid to my pot."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Two lovers matched by their love of food

The Scanner Of Love.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"He's So Your Type."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

Doctors in Love.

Heart-shaped guitar

Old Love

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"Just say the word and I'll love you."

'Just call me Delia...'

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

You know, I'll always think of the song that's on the Juke box right now as

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

Lovers in construction

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

"The secret was in the sauce."

The Untold History of General Tso.

Missing You.

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."

'Aww, how cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'