Saucepan Sweethearts Pillows

"You're the lid to my pot."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Two lovers matched by their love of food

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

A man and a woman in military uniform salute each other and then embrace

"He's So Your Type."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Doctors in Love.

Old Love

Heart-shaped guitar

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

"Just say the word and I'll love you."

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

'Just call me Delia...'

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

Lovers in construction

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'I thought I'd try making marmalade. Do we have any marmals?'

"And that's the real difference between summer and winter. Saucepans. Lots of saucepans."

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'

"The secret was in the sauce."

Missing You.

"Was that a mixed signal?"

'Aww, how cute. They sent you a valentine subpoena.'