Sauce Savant T-Shirts

"...and if you can't get gochujang, ketchup will do."

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"It's covered in Provencal sauce which means it's really good."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Plant Lady

"I come here for the pepper."

Pasta

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

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'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

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Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'Not whale stew again.'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

Old pumpkin spice

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

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