Sauce Savant Mugs

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

"It's covered in Provencal sauce which means it's really good."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'I'm sorry, I can't reveal my sauce.'

'Ketchup? You know that's an insult to the chef, right?'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Plant Lady

"I come here for the pepper."

Pasta

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"I use old Duke to check my steaks. If it feels like Duke's tongue, it's rare, if it feels like his ear, it's medium. . ."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Holiday Gifts 2020

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"Who is having the 4 bean salad? Half portion?"

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'Not whale stew again.'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Old pumpkin spice

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

"We kiss a lot of frogs so that you find your prince."

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

Make Your Own Alphabet Soup Starter Kit

Outsaucing - A dollop of sauce has been put on a customer's plate from a long arm from afar.