Spice Savant Mugs

Old pumpkin spice

"This is awful! It tastes like pellets of paste! Here...with these spices, I think I can save it!"

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'The Burrito King.'

"I come here for the pepper."

"Fresh pepper?"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Witch's Brew.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Sriracha"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Habanero ..."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"Is that neat whisky?"

The morning after the night before.