Spice Savant Pillows

Old pumpkin spice

"This is awful! It tastes like pellets of paste! Here...with these spices, I think I can save it!"

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

"You tell him it needs more salt, I'm not telling him!"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Fresh pepper?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I come here for the pepper."

'The Burrito King.'

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Salt and Pepper

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Witch's Brew.

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Did you order the flying jalapeños?"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Chili again?'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"Sriracha"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

M.D. You burned a hole in your stomach --- eat only bland foods from now on! No more spicy food?! It's a season-ending injury!

"Habanero ..."

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'